THESE T SHIRTS HAVE BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS.....they loved em

THE STATEMENT T SHIRT

Tshirts are one of the ultimate statements that we can make to the world. A tshirt can be an indication of who and what we believe in, or what image we wish to portray to others.
We all have our favourite things we wear, and i bet a month of Sundays and my Ganja man, Bob Marley t shirt, that for the majority of us a nice soft tshirt with a statement of what we are about, ranks up there with all the "faves" in the cupboard.

THE COMFORT T SHIRT

Chicks look cool wearing a favourite comfort tshirt to bed. Girls tshirts take up their fragrance. Girls love to have tshirts that are soft, with not too much in the way of printing or picture. The smell of a girls tshirt kept so clean after a year or more have a smell to them that is so subtle that the child in us remembers the comfort and securities of when we were young. It's a fact my mom told me so. I'm always sniffin' me missus t shirt, and if I place it on my dog he goes straight to sleep. Test proven, with-out a public funded grant. Nothing beats the chicks comfort t shirt. Born of countless washes, yet without a stain to be seen on them. So soft, so fragrant so z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z.

THE TRIBAL T SHIRT

Guys or the blokes Tshirt, usually are a bit more out spoken to the comfort t shirt. Blokes like to tell everyone what they stand for. What tribe they belong to. Whether it's a surf t shirt, rock band t'shirt or a play on a porn angle, you know "i spent a night in with Paris" kind of thing. Here lies the difference between girls and guys. Real blokes don't throw out their t shirts, the stains the rips, the faded logos add their own character. A legacy of where they've been over the last few years. An old Tribal T shirt says that i was here before you ya little punk! so i'm taking that wave or i could play "Stairway To Heaven" long before you knew that a "Gstring " is something other than what's on the girls next door clothes-line on wash day, Now Sacrilege is the violation or injurious treatment of a sacred object, and throwing out a guys t shirt amounts to this. It is usually done by the missus when he isn't around. Why they got to change us I don't know. When parting with his Tribal T Shirt there are some unwritten rules but widely practiced roles. First of all, the old Tribal tshirt makes its way to the work shop where it gets some paint or oil on it. You start to wipe your hands on it and the missus doesn't let it in with her washing anymore. So you gotta sneak it in sometimes. I figure on average that from this point to its final destination as a favourite rag, takes around two more years. In its state as a favourite rag, you can add another year if it doesn't blow off while being tied to the lumber as you make your way back to the workshop. Or the panicked "wipe the oil spill" 'cause the bucket wasn't big enough under the bloody sump plug, shortens its life dramatically.

THE RETRO FASHION T SHIRT

Well the rarity of real mens, boss of the house-hold Rretro Tshirts is obvious from the Tribal Tshirt section, however if you're into it but don't want to part with the big bucks then Retro Tshirt fashion is where it's at. A nice retro tshirt with your favourite jeans or boardshorts is a sure winner down at the local on a Sunday arvo. How many movie, money boys donn the retro tshirt under the sports jacket. So cool, so hip, so radical, so non conformist. It's a bit like putting ya cap on backwards, So unusual, yeah right! Retro fashion is always coming at you. Cause styles, like us people move through the ages. Old people are retro people. Everyone should have an old retro person in the cupboard, to be brought out at cup of tea time. So wear the t shirt that your mama wore when she was a babe, and be a retro fashion t shirt, backward wearing cap, future retro oldie yourself. And give your kids a hug every day, so they'll treat you better in a few years time.

THE PROTECTOR T SHIRT

Global warming and ozone holes. Sun, snow, fire, hail, landslides, typhoons, hurricanes and cyclones, Blizzards and quite breezy days. How would you stand up to all of these ever increasing elements bare chested? Not good I reckon. Would you be better off in an expensive dress or a dinner suit? Think about what you would be better off wearing to cover the frame of your heart beat. If you had time to throw something on out of the wardrobe, and get on out there, I reckon the favourite tshirt would be the first thing. I'm assuming of course, the undies are already covering the essentials. We don't want to catch a chill.

SURFING TSHIRTS AND THE FREE RASHIES.

In this day of rash vests to protect you when out on the water the humble surfing tshirt has slipped a little in the surfers arsenal. A good loud surfing tshirt with a knot tied in the back does a lot in making you get respect in the water. Any half codger that calls himself a surfer, has a surf shirt or two with enough cloth in it to tie a knot in the back. Give the thing a swim, get out there and let 'em know that another gun has entered the water, get noticed. Getting noticed means more waves. More waves means sponsorship deals so you can get free rashies. Hmmm! It's a good plan.

THE PROTEST T SHIRT.

Do you have a different view on who the terrorists are? Do you want a pay rise for the workers? Maybe you just want a protest tshirt thats sticks it to the hamburger kings or you dont like skinny chicks. "Protesting" it's our God given right, and how much more versatile is the protest Tshirt than say, tatooing yourself. Many people in those powerful positions that rule over us now, once had subversive views to the norm in office. Holding hands, calling eachother "waterfall", and "rainbow". Tripping on the drugs of the 60's and 70's. Well imagine if the President had tatooed his back then. Decked out in a "make love not war" or "beware of reds under the bed" tatoo. There'd be some serious scarring there now as they attempted to rid themselves of what they once might of believed. Better to wear a protest tshirt with what you believe in now "waterfall". Tomorrow you might become one of those bastards you despise today.

THE WET T SHIRT.

Once upon a time like all young and adventurous boys, the wet t shirt held quite a lot of mystery to me. It came apparent to me that for a lousy bottle of cheap champagne many young girls could be tempted up on a stage and have some mongrel old enough to be their father sponge water over their t shirt. Thus becoming quite wet and see through. Now for budding old mongrel club managers that want to reintroduce this "highlight of the night" , there are a couple of points to observe, (sorry). First off, wet t shirts are always white t shirts. Wet t shirts are made of cotton. Wet t shirts are tight fitting. A wet tshirt competition is never held at the beginning of the night, but rather towards the middle of the night. Wet T Shirt prizes are never to exceed $20. They are always alcaholic usually champagne. The voting is done by cheers and jeers of the crowd, with the old mongrel having the final say. At least four girls must tie for the final selection. Usually the pressure of the final judgement and the coaxing of the respectable crowd sees the abandonement of the wet t shirt. A dead heat is not uncommon but it doesn't matter cause you cough up 4 bottles of champus, one for each of the finalists who still have plenty of time to pop the cork and down it before the night gets to far. So in summary for $80 bucks you gave the crowd a show and gave some young girls their big chance to be seen by a movie agent. Now at the links below you can get your very own instant wet t shirt... just add water. Bit like sea monkeys but a lot more fun.

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